Unavoidably detained by the world

The band has had a few different names over the years. 

Andy Dwyer forever.

(Source: irlziall)

Girls With Slingshots
Man, am I glad Danielle Corsetto is back from her no-comics hiatus.

Girls With Slingshots

Man, am I glad Danielle Corsetto is back from her no-comics hiatus.

The Birdcage

"Something starts in your pelvis and works its way towards your heart, where it becomes heart! Slash pelvis! Yes?"

One of my all-time favorite Robin Williams scenes.

(Source: youtube.com)

“You can’t come in,” the nurse of frowning said. “Family only.”

All of us stepped forward and linked arms at the same time until we formed a ragtag human chain that surrounded the entire hospital and extended out even into the parking lot.

“We are family,” we said in a single voice, all at the same time even, we hadn’t even practiced that part but it just worked out that way, and so the nurse changed hospital regulations right there on the spot for us, in honor of the connection we had formed together, because we weren’t just teammates anymore, we were a family.

Even the guy who had always said he was only in it for the money came back at the last second.

“You said you were just in it for the money!” I said.

“You’re all idiots and I don’t care about you even a little bit at all,” he said, but know we all knew he was kidding and we wouldn’t believe it when he told us he only cared about the money in the future.

“You know, in a weird way, it’s almost like all of you are my family,” I said. The strong woman, who was usually very literal and also we made out that one time, didn’t understand.

“But we’re not related by blood,” she said.

“Yes,” said the revenge man, “I have no blood relatives at all. My people were all destroyed. This is why I seek revenge.”

“I know,” I said, “but it’s almost like we’re family anyway. Without the blood.”

This thing pretty accurately encapsulates the plots of some of my favorite things, and I am now slightly ashamed.

That lost Game of Thrones episode where Oberyn, Margaery and the Stark girls go to Coachella

(Source: instagram.com)

Frozen Is the New Black

(Source: youtube.com)


Belial: this place sucks Satan: a of all no it doesn’t YOU suck and b of all this place rules and we can be whatever we want here we don’t just have to be angels we can literally all be kings here Belial: yeah okay Satan: i mean you can’t i’m the king so the king is already taken but you can be other things Belial: what can we even do here Satan: um more like what CAN’T we do here build a city of night hate God we can all hate God a lot from down here we can talk about much we hate the sun Mulciber: i don’t hate the sun Satan: well fucking I do so you all hate the sun now too

Belial: this place sucks
Satan: a of all
no it doesn’t
YOU suck
and b of all
this place rules
and we can be whatever we want here
we don’t just have to be angels
we can literally all be kings here
Belial: yeah okay
Satan: i mean
you can’t
i’m the king
so the king is already taken
but you can be other things
Belial: what can we even do here
Satan: um
more like what CAN’T we do here
build a city of night
hate God
we can all hate God a lot from down here
we can talk about much we hate the sun
Mulciber: i don’t hate the sun
Satan: well fucking I do
so you all hate the sun now too

Rolling in it.

Rolling in it.

(Source: theyuniversity)