BATTLESTAR GALACTICA MOM-WATCH 2014
So a few weeks ago, my mom binge-watched Battlestar Galactica, and texted me continuously as she did. Some highlights that I feel compelled to share with the world:
“Why do they have whiteboards with markers from Staples?”
"It’s becoming more complicated now with almost everyone being robots."
"Why is Dr. Baltar so obviously creepy?"
“On TV and in movies people are knocked unconscious all the time, wake up and then start shooting people.”
"They are all drinking so much on a regular basis that they could never protect a fleet!"
HER: “Is [name redacted for spoilers] dead?! Is it the end of her character?”
ME: “Do you want me to answer that?”
HER: “Yes, but indirectly.”
ME: “I’m…not sure that’s possible.”
“Baltar has become one of my favorite characters at this point with his Jesus Christ hairstyle”
“What was the baby-faced Lee going to do as his new vocation?”
"Please tell me where the Cylons buy their jeans."
The band has had a few different names over the years.
Andy Dwyer forever.
Man, am I glad Danielle Corsetto is back from her no-comics hiatus.
That lost Game of Thrones episode where Oberyn, Margaery and the Stark girls go to Coachella
Belial: this place sucks
Satan: a of all
no it doesn’t
and b of all
this place rules
and we can be whatever we want here
we don’t just have to be angels
we can literally all be kings here
Belial: yeah okay
Satan: i mean
i’m the king
so the king is already taken
but you can be other things
Belial: what can we even do here
more like what CAN’T we do here
build a city of night
we can all hate God a lot from down here
we can talk about much we hate the sun
Mulciber: i don’t hate the sun
Satan: well fucking I do
so you all hate the sun now too