we were just pretending

"I guess I like that idea that you could pretend yourself into new feelings and new relationships. Obviously I'm a big pretender. but the kind of leap where it's almost like some kind of science fiction thing happens. Like we were just pretending, and then what's this? We actually have new powers now, and we see each other differently, and in fact all of life has suddenly tilted. I'm going for that everyday, personally."
~ Miranda July
Posts tagged "food"

I’m sorry, I just laughed maniacally for a minute straight.

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Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar

Oh my god, this fake menu. It is amazing.

Who Handed Out These Hilarious Fake Menus At GoogaMooga Over the Weekend?

“Stanza cotta: Accidentally dropped in a honeydew stuttering, with a poo-poo-berry possibility”

I’m apparently the only human being in Brooklyn who actually had a really nice time at GoogaMooga. But that aside, this is hilarious. Click through and read the whole thing.

Oyster dishes: Shuck the raw! | Pop Rocks oysters

Oysters with Pop Rocks on them. This is a thing. I can’t tell if it would be the best or the worst ever. Only one way to find out.