I’m sorry, I just laughed maniacally for a minute straight.
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Oh my god, this fake menu. It is amazing.
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Who Handed Out These Hilarious Fake Menus At GoogaMooga Over the Weekend?
“Stanza cotta: Accidentally dropped in a honeydew stuttering, with a poo-poo-berry possibility”
I’m apparently the only human being in Brooklyn who actually had a really nice time at GoogaMooga. But that aside, this is hilarious. Click through and read the whole thing.
Oyster dishes: Shuck the raw! | Pop Rocks oysters
Oysters with Pop Rocks on them. This is a thing. I can’t tell if it would be the best or the worst ever. Only one way to find out.