In Which Sleep Is As Simple As Closing Your Eyes -... →
This autobiographical blog post someone else wrote about themselves is a creepily accurate description of my own state of mind.
Evolution of the Hipster: 2000-2009 - Paste... →
Town Happy with "Charlie Brown" Xmas Tree - CBS... →
The bookstore-less streets of Laredo | Jacket Copy... →
So fucking depressing.
What English Sounds Like to Foreigners An Italian song written to sound like English, only it’s gibberish. This is kind of an awesome song anyway. I remember learning about this in a History of Theater class in college. It’s called Grammelot—nonsense language made to sound like a real language by tone and inflection.
In Which These Are The 100 Greatest Writers Of... →
I haven’t decided how much of this list I agree with, but I’m definitely interested. (PS I’ve never read Faulkner. Am I going to writer’s hell?)
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Letters to Santa... →
“Hail, Santa, King of the Elves! Many thanks for the male-enhancement products you brought me last year. But as my wife has since forsworn me, I will not be needing them again.”
Iran Says 3 American Hikers Will Be Tried Over... →
This just makes me angry.
Days and months are travellers of eternity. So are the years that pass by. Those...– Matsuo Bashô (trans. Nobuyuki Yuasa)
The octopus revolution. IS COMING. jeffscherer: Octopuses FTW. (New Scientist via io9)
The Gig Economy - The Daily Beast →
“The white noise of the free fall.”
Jon Ronson on telling his son the worst swearword... →
“There’s nowhere to go after limone,” I say. “Limone is the Everest peak of swearing.”
Dave Eggers →
Dave Eggers answers the question: “Are you taking any steps to keep shit real?” in a totally amazing diatribe
Natalie Portman to slay zombies - Variety →
Natalie Portman and Richard Kelly are making a movie version of “Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.” O M G
’Wicked’ actors don’t let scuffle stop Ohio show -... →
Wow, I really wish there was a video of this.
The decade according to 9-year-olds : clusterflock Wow, this makes me feel old. But my god, this bit—“I’m afraid of a doll that walks like a human and kills like a murderer.”
What the fish birthed was a raucous girl A vagabond daughter with dictionaries...– Marty McConnell
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